It started innocently enough, but it escalated into a debate on The Godfather.

A friend and I were enjoying a leisurely ride in my car listening to Sirius Radio when the 1959 song Sea of Love came on.  I quickly related it to the movie by the same name starring Al Pacino, which was a respectable thriller.  My friend clearly likes Pacino and we exchanged critiques of his movies: Scarface, Scent of a Woman, Dog Day Afternoon, and eventually The Godfather.  I didn’t want it to go there but, sure enough, my friend thought the gangster series great and asked my opinion.  Suddenly, thirty-five years of pro-Godfather rationalizations were tossed at me: “it’s art,” “it’s about ‘American’ criminals,” “but, ya gotta admit,” “people know the difference,” and so on.  My friend is not Italic, and he quickly realized that I was wasn’t the average Italian American.   Unfortunately, we are now friends with borders.

This month marks the 50th anniversary of The Godfather, and the media is setting the mood.  The movie will be returning to theaters in limited showings on February 25th with plenty of nostalgia and accolades dished out by newsmen and talk show hosts.  The usual endless Mafia-movie loop on cable will no doubt intensify so America can be properly saturated with goombah culture.  We can all enjoy the Corleone Family as it undermines democracy, without a hint of political incorrectness.  Nor is there any cultural appropriation here: the author, the filmmaker, and 90% of the cast were all Italian Americans.

Seems like every month is an anniversary celebration of fictional Italian gangsters.  Despite all the whacking, these goombah characters rise from the grave more often than Dracula.  One day, it’s The Sopranos prequel, next day it’s a Goodfellas reunion, then a new mob family reality show, then the resurrection of Godfather III as the “Coda”.  There must be an audience for this crap, and plenty of sponsors.  Maybe the Italian American community should get royalties.  That would put an end to it!

Last week I watched Truth & Lies: The Last Gangster on Disney-owned ABC, during prime time no less.  There were old clips of a young Diane Sawyer interviewing mass murderer Sammy “The Bull” Gravano.  (Hey Diane, the 1990s called, they want Sammy back!)  But, the Cosa Nostra never gets old.  Sammy has his own podcast these days.

We were once assured that changing times and new generations would make the Mob fade away.  Instead, Don Corleone guaranteed it immortality.  And like the horny old prophet Abraham, the Don is still “moist,” fathering offspring like MTV’s reality series Families of the Mafia, now in its second season.  National Geographic will debut its Inside the [Italian] American Mob this Wednesday.

Once in a while I catch a break finding an old Jewish gangster movie like Murder, Inc (1960), starring Peter Falk, on the Movie Channel.  I even found the new-but-already-buried 2021 film Lansky with Harvey Keitel.  Jewish gangsters were clearly among the Founding Fathers of organized crime – Meyer Lansky was too modest.  Somehow movies about them either disappear or are sanitized. Witness Bugsy, whose suave Benjamin Siegel (Warren Beatty) hardly reflects his yiddish Williamburg, Brooklyn origins. He didn’t just learn to mix egg-creams in the old neighborhood.

Another Lansky, starring Richard Dreyfuss, was made for HBO in 1999 but try to find it On Demand now.  How about The Enforcer (1951) with Humphrey Bogart targeting Murder Inc?  The movie trailer claims this mostly Jewish mob eradicated 2,000 victims.  Or Lepke (1975) starring Tony Curtis as Murder Inc’s Louis “Lepke” Buchalter?  Or The Purple Gang (1959) with Barry Sullivan about the Jewish brutes Al Capone purportedly hired to commit the St. Valentine’s Massacre?   Good luck finding these movies.

However, if you want the skinny on Italian American gangsters – real and fake – as well as their families, secret ceremonies, customs, lingo, dietary habits, or nicknames, just check out your local cable guide any day of the week.  But for Jewish gangsters, you better buy the book Tough Jews by Rich Cohen (1998) with details that never made the movies.  Scorsese’s “Irish” gangster movie The Irishman (2019), has more Italians and Italian stereotypes in it than Irish ones. The title is a red herring.

I suppose if Scorsese or Coppola ever made a movie about the murderous Chinese American gang wars that plagued the country for seventy years into the 1920s, it would star Joe Pesci with Cantonese subtitles. “Leave the gun, take the egg roll!” -JLM