Season Two of CNN’s “Searching for Italy” series with Stanley Tucci began on Sunday, May 1st. The show was scheduled two months earlier but was understandably interrupted by the tragic war in Ukraine. No matter. This only postponed the inevitable: Tucci and his crew perpetuated the same cultural pattern as last year – stunning visuals, occasionally witty voice-over asides, and a misplaced obsession with turning Italy into a multi-cultural nation. 

First up: Venice. How could one screw up La Serenissima, one of the most storied places in Italy? In truth, you can’t. This city, with its flowing street-canals and serpentine alleyways, is sui generis, the equivalent of a castle in the air, even though its popularity is also contributing to its current status as a human Disneyland, bursting at the seams with tourists. (Note: A few days before Tucci’s show aired, the city announced that it may start charging fees for day-trippers to limit the human flow). And Tucci’s team seemed to do some actual research this time around; they mentioned the city’s history as a sea power and showed film footage of its recent floods, the latter a reminder of the city’s watery fragility. 

(Interestingly, the city’s ambitious and controversial MOSÉ project, aimed at containing future floods, wasn’t mentioned. Why?). 

Rather than just give my own opinion on this episode, I also relied on Mario Costantini, my personal travel agent for Italy. Mario emigrated to the U.S., specifically Chicago, as a young man in the early 1960s, where he became an established tour professional. He revisits friends and family in Venice on a regular basis, so he still has his “feet in the water,” as it were. I will use some of his comments as a guide, when needed.

Tucci started his food-based show with an obvious choice: cichetti (“small dishes”), the Venetian equivalent of Spanish tapas, though most major Italian cities have similar “happy hour” foods. He carried the fish-theme over to a visit with chef Gianni Scappin, a Venetian native who once worked in the states and who also supervised Tucci when he (Tucci) made his 1996 foodie film, Big Night. Together, they made risotto nero di seppia, where Tucci accidentally broke an ink sack on a cuttlefish, spewing black liquid everywhere.  Joked Tucci: “When you make this dish, you need to repaint your kitchen.” 

After taking a drink at the famous (and infamously expensive) Harry’s Bar – a frequent haunt of American author Ernest Hemingway – Tucci then went duck-hunting with Andrea de Robilac, a Venetian historian. Robilac explained how the Doge, the leader of the Venetian Republic, would annually order five ducks to be given to every member of the legislative body in the city, which meant 5,000 ducks felled in one fell swoop. 

One time Venice resident
Ernest Hemingway

Despite the huge figure, my travel agent Mario explained it this way: “Duck is not really in our (Venetian) menu. Hunting in the lagoons is very exclusive, just for a few rich bastards.” 

Tucci later traveled to the island of Mazzurbo, where he washed down some food with the island’s famous Dorona wine. Mario again: “Looks like a tourist trap for lunch. (The proprietor) probably charges 200 euro without the wine, but not for the locals.” 

In short, despite his intellectualism, Tucci never goes beyond the accepted, lazy view of Italy as one big open deli. You get a better sense of Venice’s history and beauty watching twenty minutes of David Lean’s 1956 film Summertime than you do watching this entire show. 

Tucci and his crew then pulled out their predictable “arrogant American” attitudes with their next segment – a visit to the Orient Express, a restaurant run by a 25 year-old immigrant from Afghanistan. Tucci mixed it up with the “multi-cultural” chefs in the kitchen: Afghani, Nigerian and Iranian. He then concluded with the same spiel from last year’s episodes: “Some Italian politicians see the arrival of foreign food, and the people who bring it, as a bad thing. I say adding new ingredients just makes the stew richer. It’s the Venetian way.”

Mario?  “The idea that the locals appreciate food from other countries is fake. Afghanistani food? Not true. Only those people prefer it.” 

What Tucci and his progressive crew see as pseudo-racism is actually something much simpler: Taste – literally. The Italians know a good thing when they see it. Why mess with it? 

To promote his post-colonial arrogance yet again, Tucci got in a car and drove to nearby Friuli Venezia Giulia, where he and a Polish/Jewish/Italian chef ate some pork goulash. True, the region borders Austria and Slovenia; and true, its cities have some influences from those nations. But the only reason Tucci ate this dish was to exclaim, “I love it! It’s the perfect mix of so many different cultures right in a bowl.” I refer you to Mario’s comment above. 

Despite those comments, my travel agent did like the show: “Bellissima!” Mario said. “As a Venetian, I enjoyed seeing my home again.” 

But Mario’s final comments also reflects what has become very apparent with “Searching for Italy”: “The show was good but it’s not done for the Italians. It’s done for 99% of tourists.” 

At one point, after eating his duck meal, Tucci, trying to avoid the usual “Oh my God, this is so good” cliche response, asks his fellow diners how to say “magical” in Italian. It’s not that difficult of an adjective (magico). Couldn’t Tucci have taken the time during his summer break to pull out an Italian language book and practice a few more synonyms for “yummy?” 

I will leave it to the PBS travel guru Rick Steves, a Norwegian American, to summarize what was lacking in “Searching for Italy: Venice,” to wit: 

“By day, Venice is a city of museums and churches, packed with great art. Linger over lunch, try to crack a crustacean with weird legs and antennae. At night, when the hordes of day-trippers have gone, another Venice appears. Dance across a floodlit square. Glide in a gondola in quiet canals while music echoes across the water. Pretend it’s Carnevale time, don a mask or just a fresh shirt and become someone else for a night.” 

Una citta’ magica, indeed! -BDC