Two down, two more to go (“Goodfellas,” 1990)

One of my previous blogs was titled “The Unholy Three,” which mentioned the near-simultaneous passing of three Hollywood actors known for popularizing crude Italian gangster stereotypes: Paul Sirico, James Caan, and Ray Liotta.

But the old saw about celebs passing in threes has been challenged with the death of yet another “mob-star” actor: Paul Sorvino, forever to be known as mobster Paulie Cicero in Goodfellas, the man who shaved garlic with a razor.

There was a 1978 British mystery film called Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe? This latest series of developments seems to be writing its own script: “Who is Whacking the Hollywood Whack Actors”?

Sorvino’s passing did make feel a bit sadder than the aforementioned three thespians. (I use the term loosely; they basically played the same roles over and over again). Unlike them, he did have a sense of italianità, however muffled.

He was a sculptor, businessman (his brand of pasta sauce  ̶  what else?), and accomplished opera singer. He did try and branch out and play positive Italian American characters  ̶  for example, the real-life, 1920s labor leader Louis Fraina in 1981’s Reds, as well as Det. Phil Ceretta on the Law and Order TV show (alas, for only a short while).

And when his daughter, Mira, won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in 1995 for Mighty Aphrodite, the director of the broadcast cut to Papa Sorvino sitting in the audience, happily crying away.

When asked why the tears (as if showing emotion is a bad thing  ̶  Ah’ Merica!), Sorvino replied, “Words don’t exist in any language to show how I felt  ̶   well, maybe Italian.” Bravo!

The following quote was also featured in his obits, though: “I want to disabuse people of the notion that I’m a slow-moving, heavy-lidded thug.” A noble goal. So why, then, not pursue this more forcefully via his choice of film roles?

You can’t have it both ways  ̶  that is, choose Italian mobster roles and then complain that people stereotype you.

He should have done what Jewish actors like Caan, Edward G. Robinson, Paul Muni, and Nehemiah Persoff did  ̶  they played gangsters of another heritage (Italians!). This cleverly muddled the Jewish American role in organized crime.

Perhaps Sorvino should have played Greek or Serbian heavies. Spread the ethnic love!

Now that Sorvino has gone, I can share another time when he made me cry. It was at the climax of the 1993 film, The Firm, a Tom Cruise thriller about a lawyer (Cruise) who works for a large law practice. As the movie progresses, the firm becomes ever-more threatening and violent, like the setting in a Franz Kafka novel or Jorge Luis Borges short story.

It is finally revealed that the firm is controlled by “the mafia” (!). Out walked Paul Sorvino  ̶  dressed in a nice suit, but not because he was there to offer Cruise’s character any help or advice. He was there to murder him. Really?

One of the greatest lawyers in world history was Marcus Tullius Cicero of classical Rome, who was also a scholar and a statesmen. Old statues of Cicero even bear a slight resemblance to Sorvino. Couldn’t the late actor have put on a toga and used his operatically trained voice to remind people of Cicero’s verbal eloquence and historical legacy?

Wait, Sorvino did play a Cicero: Paulie Cicero in Goodfellas, the thug with a chef’s hands, cutting that garlic clove.

Too bad that Italian American actors, writers, directors, etc. (and their fans, mind you) never notice the hacking-away at Italian culture, reducing it to mobbed-up shreds. You don’t need an onion to make you cry over that. -BDC