In an era allegedly dedicated to “wokeness” – that is, being attuned to how an American’s race, religion, ethnicity, or sexuality are portrayed in the media – it’s truly astonishing how Americans of Italian heritage continue to slip under the sensitivity radar. Forget the double standard. It’s more like a breaking-the-sound-barrier standard. No one hears it.

Take, for example, the latest example, elucidated during Steven Colbert’s monologue on his September 29th Late Show

Stephen Colbert: comedian or bigot?

After sharing a clip of New York Yankees slugger Aaron Judge tying a new American League home-run record, Colbert said: 

“First, there are two things to say about this. #1) Wow! and #2) It would almost be malpractice not to mention that a fan in the stands who nearly caught this historic ball was named Frankie Lasagna. That is either the best name in history or one of the worst ‘MOB’ names in history!”

He then affected the by-now standard vocal accent meant to mimic either a violent mob guy or a dumb Italian dude: 

“Frankie Lasagna! Name’s Francis, but they call me Frankie. These are my friends: Mikey Pizza, Bobby Calzone and Sal Unlimited Breadsticks!” 

Predictably, both his band and his audience laughed heartily, but what’s so witty about ‘mobbing up’ Italian foodstuffs? Nothing is sacred. 

When comedian Rosie O’Donnell imitated the sound of spoken Chinese by saying, “Ching chang chong!” on The View in 2006, the media outcry was immediate and intense. She didn’t get fired but, in the years since then, plenty of others have been for dissing someone’s ethnicity or race.

Later that year, and perhaps a turning point in the media’s increasingly ominous turn toward Puritan justice, actor and filmmaker Mel Gibson, after being pulled over for drunk driving, called a female police officer “sugar tits” and said “the Jews are the cause of all wars in the world.”  (The other arresting officer, a male, was Jewish American.) Gibson’s career sorely tanked afterward and still hasn’t fully recovered.

In 2010, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez was fired for saying that “Jewish Americans were NOT an oppressed group” in America. In 2013, popular TV chef Paula Deen’s career was sacked after a former employee alleged that she once used the N-word. 

The same year, Paul Robertson of Duck Dynasty was taken off of the show for using a homophobic slur. In 2018, Roseanne Barr comeback on the new Roseanne show became short-lived after she used Twitter to compare former White House spokesman Valerie Jarrett to an ape. 

Even African American comedian Dave Chappelle was sent reeling last year when transgender activists accused him of telling jokes that jeopardized the lives of transgender Americans. Chappelle’s producers at Netflix passionately backed his First Amendment right to free speech. 

And where do Italian Americans fit into all of this? To quote the fabled comedian Rodney Dangerfield, “They don’t get no respect.” 

Comedians like Colbert – a man who routinely mocks Italians Americans; this wasn’t his first insult – face zero consequences. Shows like Saturday Night Live do mob sketches every season no matter the context, though the one they did in 2020 with Bill Barr was especially tone-deaf: It showed the mob debating how they could become more “woke” (i.e., by hiring a Black female who speaks with a Guido accent). 

Today, an acclaimed show like ABC’s recent, Emmy-winning Abbott Elementary thinks nothing of creating a character like Ms. Schemmenti, a teacher who speaks like a stevedore and brings stolen goods to work. 

And forget the world of comedy, where everyone is supposed to be open-minded and have a sense of humor. The mainstream media regularly uses the word “mafia” to beef up their stories, too. A few years ago, Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) compared then-president Donald Trump to a “mafia” boss, even alleging that he did business with “the mob” in New York. Schiff seemed unaware that the Donald did so but with RUSSIAN crooks. 

And, of course, Hollywood keeps cranking out generic “mob” movies. 

When Sen. Joe McCarthy continued spreading his conspiracy theories about a Communist take-over in the American government, what finally stopped him was a simple question from lawyer Joseph N. Welch: “At long last, sir, have you no sense of decency left”? 

Someone needs to ask Colbert and his writers that very same question. –BDC

[Ironic footnote: On the very night that I typed this blog (Saturday, October 1st, 2022), Colin Jost, during the “Weekend Update” segment on NBC’s Saturday Night Live, related the following ‘joke’ about Giorgia Meloni, set to become Italy’s first female prime minister: “Meloni has been spreading white supremacist ideas. So wait: We’re now considering Italians to be white”?

To quote the late activist Dr. Manny Alfano: “It never ends!” It truly does not.

I would like to thank IIA associate Tony Vecchione for alerting me to these recent media insults.]