Have you ever wondered where the staying power of mafia movies comes from?  Just about any day of the week you can find an old mafia movie on cable or streaming. They never seem to go out of vogue.  Every year, new versions are being filmed or planned.  Maybe they contain the right mix of popular attractions like violence, big money, power struggles, betrayal, revenge, and occasionally sex.  But the real secret is they are 100% about bad Italians, mostly fictitious, played by real Italian American actors.

The other day, while I was attending an Italian American gathering, the guest speaker – a 50-ish university law professor – was asked this very question about ubiquitous mafia movies.  The question came out of left field because his talk was actually about Wall St regulations.  Nevertheless, he proceeded to lecture us on how mafia movies were really about social justice.  He quoted the opening of The Godfather, wherein a character named Bonasera appeals to Don Corleone to correct an injustice his family suffered from an American court.  His daughter had been beaten and almost raped by her boyfriend, but the judge gave the defendant a suspended sentence, letting him go free.

According to apologists for mafia movies, they aren’t about Italians but about America and its broken dreams.  You have heard this before in describing any iconic bandit or rebel – from Robin Hood to Bonnie and Clyde.  Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor.  Bonnie and Clyde were young lovers surviving the Great Depression.

An All-American Godfather?

In this vein, the Corleones and their ilk were trying to survive institutional racism, dire poverty, and America’s erosion of tradition.  Such an interpretation raises mafia movies to intellectual heights.  But for those of us with common sense it’s called ‘gaslighting’ – trying to convince us that mafia movies aren’t about Italians.

It used to be the refrain that we “had to admit” there was La Cosa Nostra, the Five Families, capos, made men, and wiseguys. At least that argument was not an insult to our intelligence, just to our sense of exaggeration.

When The Sopranos came along the talking point was “multi-dimensional characters” – Tony and company were just a middle class New Jersey family coping with family turmoil, mental health issues, and sticky business relationships.  They were not just thieves and murderers…and only coincidently Italian Americans.

I suppose the best way to expose this gaslighting is to ask these ‘intellectuals’ to subtract all the Italian-ness from the movie or series and see if the ‘social justice’ gimmick still works.  For example, The Godfather could become The Boss, a criminal bigshot named Bobby Hubbard from Nebraska with a gang of hayseed thugs living in a beer & corndog culture.  The wedding scene opens up at a VFW hall with the local hardware store owner appealing to Boss Hubbard to beat up the kid who seduced his slutty daughter Meghan.  Later on, we see that the Boss has rivals in Nebraska who almost kill him with a John Deer front-loader.  The various gangs hit the mattresses.  One fat thug teaches his gang members to cook pot roast at the hide-out.  A crooked cop is gunned down by the Boss’s son Billy Bob at an Applebee’s.  You get the picture.

Now tell me again how this movie version—minus Italian stereotypes and culture—will be a classic gangster movie with a social justice theme.  And tell me how this blockbuster will spawn hundreds more Middle America gangster movies and memorable quotes like “Leave the gun, take the jelly donuts!” Speaking of which…

For more intellectual hogwash about The Godfather, here’s a quote I found online:

“Leave the gun, Take the Cannoli” is possibly one of the most memorable lines in film history, meaning leave the past behind (The gun is the awfulness of the past), and look into the future (the cannoli is the anticipation of a sweet future).” 

Wow, I’ll never take cannoli for granted again!

These absurd rationalizations may be designed to provide cover for older mafia movie lovers – Boomers and Gen X (1946-1980) – but are Millennials and Gen Y (1981-1996) hooked on Coppola, Scorsese, and Chase, too?  Or, are mafia movies on borrowed time?

Let me know if you have any insights. -JLM