For those of us sometimes accused of being “oversensitive” vis-à-vis world media coverage of Italy or Italian culture, check out this recent buzz of headlines from the BBC alone: 

“Italian PM Splits From Partner After Lewd Remarks”; “Late PM Berlusconi’s Artwork Deemed Worthless”; “Over 20 Die in Bus Crash Near Venice”; “Notorious Italian Mafia Boss Dies in Sicily”; “Newborn Baby Dies on Italy Migrant Boat”; “Gay Families Under Attack in Italy”; “Irish Couple Dies After Being Hit by Car in Italy..” 

To this buzz, add the Latin word, “etc.”

Italy is either a vacation paradise or a Hell on Earth.

So much for “paradise.” Indeed, if Caruso were still alive, he would sing the aria “O Paradiso” with a look of shame on his face. All that’s missing is a story about poisoned gelato

Likewise, the Brits have a popular new show on American PBS called Hotel Portofino. Though they’ve long loved la bell’italia (cities like Sorrento are still favorites for ex-pats), the Brits seem to still resent the fact that London was founded by the Romans (Londinium). This new show, set in the 1920s, recently featured crude “mafiosi” as antagonists to the la-dolce-vita-loving Anglos. A bullet with your Limoncello, Madame? 

Not to be outdone, Hollywood just released Equalizer 3, wherein Denzel Washington’s character finds himself up against crude mafiosi terrorizing the town of Amalfi. (Amalfi?). The film comes a few months after the alleged comedy Mafia Mamma, where Toni Collette finds herself involved with violent mobsters in Calabria. And a “new” Netflix documentary, Get Gotti, uses a real-life thug’s distant history to validate the phony stereotypes in the other two films.

(I put the word “new” in quotes as there was a 1994 made-for-cable feature film called Getting Gotti, starring Lorraine Bracco as Diane Giacolone, the heroic federal prosecutor who went after Gotti and his local gang.)

My point in all of this should be obvious: The travelogue view of Italy and the media’s unceasingly negative view of Italy are both misleading—and false. Reality is in the eye of the bee-holder. And media negativity buzzes very loudly. 


Cheer up, though. One major story reflects a true reality: the Italian birth-rate is headed to its all-time lowest point in 2024. In short, Italians aren’t reproducing fast enough. And with its large elderly population (even with the ravages inflicted on them by COVID), this means there will be far fewer Italians to kick around in the future. 

What will poor Hollywood and the media do? -BDC