Anyone following current politics has probably heard the phrase “Great Replacement Theory.” Put forth by French author Renaud Camus in 2010, the theory posits that Europeans–both in Europe and here in America–are being not-so-subtly replaced by non-white groups such as immigrants and Muslims. The perpetrators of this alleged plot are an amorphous group of wealthy and self-loathing “global elites” following a secret blueprint. To what end, even its critics do not know, hence the theory’s popularity amongst conspiracy-prone individuals and political parties here and abroad.

(Note: The logic behind much of this theory is familiar to those of us fighting the mafia smear: the media takes a small reality —”mafia” criminals — and then mythologizes them out of all proportion.)

The Great Replacement Theory is usually seen in negative terms — xenophobic, illogical, etc. But what if it was used in reverse for positive purposes, particularly in Hollywood? Hear me out.

Tinsel Town, as our Institute documented in our 2015 Film Research Study (www.italic.org), has caricatured Italian Americans mercilessly for over a century; basically, since the film medium began. From 1905’s The Italian to 2024’s Alto Knights (in which Robert De Niro plays two different gangsters, Frank Costello and Vito Genovese), the industry has portrayed Italian men as ruthless, violent killers and Italian women as either their mothers or enablers. For variety’s sake, Hollywood occasionally tosses Italian buffoons to audiences (e.g. Joe Pesce and Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny). But dignity, complexity, and diversity? Even in 2023, these do not apply to us.

Many activists foolishly thought that Hollywood’s recent commitment to ending ethnic, racial, religious, and sexual stereotypes of the past would also include Italian Americans. Yet we still remain at the bottom of the media image barrel. Southern rednecks (Hillbilly Elegy) and gypsies (Latcho Drom) are treated with more respect. So if we can’t rely on Hollywood, then what?

Italian American actors Dominick Sessa (l) and Paul Giamatti (r)
play non-Italian characters in the new film, The Holdovers

Which gets me back to the Great Replacement Theory. What if this mindset were reversed — that is, what if Italian American actors with some Hollywood clout could do a “make-over” of their roles?

I thought about this while watching the new movie The Holdovers by director Alexander Payne. It’s about a curmudgeonly professor at a wealthy, private, all-boys’ New England high school who gets stuck babysitting five of them on campus during Christmas Break. The professor is played by Paul Giamatti. His antagonist, an angry school rebel, is played by newcomer Dominick Sessa.

Note that both actors are Italian American. Yet note that they both play Anglo (WASP) roles. What if Giamatti had insisted that his character’s name be Italianized? Ditto the young actor’s? Would it have been considered too weird to “replace” Anglo surnamed characters in such an elite setting?

Well, consider Giamatti’s lineage: His father was A. Bart Giamatti (1938-1989), the English professor who became Yale president and, later, the Commissioner of Major League Baseball.

As for the rebellious student: What about Mario Savio, who led the Free Speech Movement on Berkeley campus in the 1960s? Amazingly, Savio grew up a stutterer and became one of the most eloquent social protest voices of his generation.

To answer my own question: No, it wouldn’t be weird — but only to Hollywood, which deals with caricatures, not reality. The idea of Italians in academia seems positively Martian to them.

Interestingly, this “positive replacement theory” has been done in the past.

In 2002, when actor Joe Mantegna was hired to play a Supreme Court judge on the TV series First Monday, he asked the writer to change his character’s name to an Italian one (Novelli). Mantegna did so to reflect the reality of Antonin Scalia’s appointment to the court by President Reagan in 1986. This reality became doubly underscored in 2005 with the appointment of yet another Italian American judge to the Supreme Court (Samuel Alito).

In 2012, the characters in the film version of Silver Linings Playbook had their surnames changed from Peoples to Solitano at the behest of director David O. Russell and actor Bradley Cooper, both Italian on their mother’s side. It even forced De Niro to play a rare, positive Italian American male.

Alas, these wee victories are way too far and few between. But, they’re a start. Until Italian American business leaders, Italian Americans in the arts, and Italian Americans themselves, suddenly wake up and smell the cappuccino of genuine Italic pride, this is the best we can do.

And if people still have issues with the term “Replacement Theory,” let’s call it the “Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive” Theory, after the famous 1944 song by Johnny Mercer and Harold Arlen.

Let’s start singing, all together now: “You’ve got to/ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive/eliminate the negative/and latch on to the affirmative/don’t mess with Mister In-Between…” -BDC